VERSE ONE:
/                        G                             D
Well, I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music
(D)                      G                                       D
They say the ladies are insane there, and they sure know how to use it
          A                 G
You can't refuse it, can't misuse it
                       D
Ain't ever gonna lose it


VERSE TWO:
Well, I've never been to England, but I've always liked the Beatles
I was headed for Las Vegas, but only made it out to Needles
Can't you feel it?  You must believe it
'Cos it feels so good


CHORUS:
Well, I've never been to Heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma
People tell me I was born there, but I really don't remember
Well, Oklahoma, Arizona
What do it matter?


INSTRUMENTAL stuff...


REPEAT VERSE ONE (but a "D" at the beginning instead of
nothing)