punky's dilemma
paul simon

Fmaj7          Gm7                  C                   Fmaj7
I wish I was a kelogg's corn flake, floatin' in my bowl makin' movies
           Gm  Fmaj7
relaxin' a while livin' in style
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talking to a raisin who 'casionally plays L.A.
Fmaj7                    Gm7 Fmaj7
Casually glancing at his toupe

I wish I was an english muffin, 'bout to make the most of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizens for boysenberry jam fan

Bmaj7        Fmaj7
ah south california
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if I become a first lieutenant would you put my photo on your piano?
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to mary jane, best wishes martin.
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Old rodger, draft dodger leavin' by the basement door.
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Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for