by Fred small

capo 2

C     Gdim      Dm7    G
Ooh I can't get out of bed
C     Gdim    Dm7     G
Let's stay at home instead
C              C7                F A7 Dm
I just want to play with you all day
F             Fm
Good loving gives me a thrill
C   E7       A7      D7
But it don't pay the bills
                              G7
Somehow true love will find a way.

CHORUS:
            C                  F
Gonna get a grant! Gonna get a grant!
            C              G
Gonna get a grant to be in love
         G7
We'll philander for philanthropy
           A7
Doin' what comes naturally
D7          G         C
Let's get a grant for love!

Yum yum, we sure can cook
It's time we wrote the book
The whole world needs our recipe
We'll cuddle without a care
In our own endowed chair
In applied anthropology

BRIDGE:
E 
Won't need no advanced degrees
      Am
We'll show 'em how we hug and sqeeze
D7
Kisses so delectable
        G               G7
They've got to be tax-deductible.

CHORUS
From Berkeley to M.I.T.
We'll be our favorite charity
Donating our bodies to research
We'll hit the best resorts
Sending quarterly reports
Graphing every lesson we have learned.

BRIDGE:
Your methods drive me mad
I want to fund you so bad
And when our passion's sated
We can be evaluated!

CHORUS